My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Randomize
