I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
