While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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