if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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