Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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