im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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