He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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