Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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