If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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