why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize