But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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