I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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