I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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