You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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