i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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