Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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