so explain again why im purple
no
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
stop calling my apartment porn island.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
so much tequila, so little girl.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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