She is in my trunk
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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