that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I want to have your abortion
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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