? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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