so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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