i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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