If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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