Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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