Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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