glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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