no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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