okay pat passed out under dana's car
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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