I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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