You work out of a Hotel?
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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