I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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