This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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