As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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