we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
don't judge my taste in strippers
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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