All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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