So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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