I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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