shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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