I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Buhtt sex?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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