remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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