There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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