my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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