I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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