i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Randomize
