so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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