How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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