At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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