He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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