What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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