office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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