Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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