There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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