i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
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