Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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